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More Complaints from Soldiers!

Posted by Mr.Mike/Monsterfully on August 14, 2009

Now that Major General is below the Moderator Line, alot of soldiers are complaining saying, “I’m a SMG and I thought this month I would become a moderator!” Well la de da! It doesn’t matter what rank you have, it matters the pride you show fighting for your army. You show loyality, passion, and trust. If you didn’t get a promotion, not a big deal to quit! You’ll just have to work up to it and attend more battles, be more active, and be loyal! I agree what Maxthepen said! He was absoutley right! I’m only a Colonel and if I don’t get promoted, I won’t make a big hissy fit! Like some other guys….. Like voting, it’s all about popularity. If you get a promotion to a moderator rank, most of the leaders will listen to them. Like Max said, they want fame and popularity, like by retiring, everyone says, “I miss you sooo much!” Most people who retire, come back, like Bluey’s Retirement and Batin’s, they all came back cause they always went on chat, that’s an example! Please DO NOT complain about if you didn’t get the right rank you wanted, you have to work up to it, I even admit that I need to attend more battles and pbs. Please admit it and comment.

Snap That!

~Monsterfully~

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The sad truth

Posted by ///Maxthepen/// on August 13, 2009

The sad truth I gotta tell yall is that when you retire. You may think: “Everyone will remember me as a legend”. No. Everyone will remember you for the screw ups you made. That is what they will remember you for. Remember Oagalthrop and his last months of leader when he screwed up alot? Isn’t that what people remember him more for instead as the person who made  the ACP? And also remember Colts Coach Jim Mora, who despite how great he was as a coach will be remembered for these words:

And the list goes on. Those are only 2. That is how you will be remembered. For the times you messed up. That is the sad truth. As big of a legend as you may become people will ALWAYS remember you for the times you screwed up. It is sad. The only times you may be remembered as a legend is if you don’t screw up. Remember that.

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What happened?

Posted by ///Maxthepen/// on August 12, 2009

Club Penguin Wars? More like Club Penguin Competitions to become legends and get high ranks :roll: . These new “wars” are not wars. These new wars are more like ways to get a promotion in ranks, which have become the chain of power and popularity. It is like the higher your rank the more power and popularity you have in that army. And for Club Penguin Armies, well they are only around to get bigger and stronger so their leaders can gain more power and popularity. Aint that is what it is about now? Power and fame? And when you get a promotion you are not satisfyied till you ARE the one doing the promotions, and when you don’t get promoted you throw a fit like a kindergardner? I mean seriously. People now are like “I didn’t get a promotion! I hate this army now!” That is what it is like. Then they leave THAT army and stake their clame in a  different army.

  Also what happened to throwing snowballs at fights? It is now just spamming, charging, and advertising for recruiting. It is war. You are supposed to fire snowballs not just talk. It is freaking ridiculous. You don’t even fight anymore. You talk on chat. People stand in battles to show they made it to the battle. If I lead a army right at this moment and said “You can get your stupid promotion if you make the battle and fire snowballs the entire time you are on.” and the people in that army only read up to battle. There may be only 3 people getting promoted on promotion day. And also the big reason why people will quit a CP army is when they don’t get what they won’t. I betcha that is a big hidden reason to people that quit 99.9% of the time.

  Next is allies. Well here is what I have to say about them is:

SCREW OFF!!!

They have ruined us. Basically if you are a ally with a army you can’t attack them. When they go to war you go to war. When they lose the war you suffer from it. Alliances have ruined wars. Period.

  Also the worst thing about the new CP wars is that the only reason you declare war on a army now is if you hate them. :roll: I hate you I am going to declare war on you! That is the reason for wars now. Hate. It sounds like a really noobish reason for war if you know what noobs sound like.

  What I am REALLY confused about is that we KNOW what the old CP wars were like. We KNOW how to do them and we are capible of doing them so what is stopping up? What is it that is stopping us? Old CP wars are simple. You go to the room of the battle. Pick your side. And throw snowballs at the opposing time. Simple as that. Even a noob can do it. But apparently most of us are to addicted to chat and to lazy to go through with those 3 steps. :roll: kinda pathetic if you asked me.

  Another reason is the lack of war. We want peace more than war. Well FYI armies fight. Not create peace. I think we should make something called the weekly war. Where there is a war each week for no reason. Except to have fun.

Over and out!

Maxthepen

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Woah

Posted by ///Maxthepen/// on August 12, 2009

Ok. I said Woah for 2 reasons reason 1:

the Cow got a machine gun :o

Reason 2:

Dry just put the law down on NGA Look at this

Last night I alluded to the secret site of NG. Well for you people worried about operation Exodus, have no fear. I have seen the site as has my Father, a Homocide detective for the city of Atlanta Police dept. He will handle the legal aspects of  Omega and company for using your IP to post your location, well within 200 miles anyway in most cases. They could only get as close as your providers up link location. Anyway, I guess they were not happy loosing their site. My father asked me to post this in hopes they will see it. I am to tell NG we have Commandos IP and we have Rapidys IP number. That is all APD Cyber division needs to supoena the records for their address and have a nice visit from their friendly police dept.or worse. I think Rapidy can attest that this is a fact. Sadly he knows first hand how this can go. So my Father, ( he pays the internet provider for their service) is giving you 24 hours to delete the site. He will be the one filing the charges, this IP is in his name, and he has the clout.  It’s up to you NG. Oh I have the site pics, so you cannot deny involvement. Talk to them Rapidy, my father thinks he is being more then fair

So tick tock tick tock NGA. You guys just got pwned. Dry you have been leader for 2 days and have already pwned, which is usually my job so stop making me look bad :lol: xD

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Oh my god it is a Cow!!!!!

Posted by ///Maxthepen/// on August 11, 2009

Edit: The ACP has redrawn from the war

Yes! I made the post name random, there IS a cow and here is the pic of it(along with a summary of him):

The Cow’s name iz Bob. He goes moo. He is possibly homo and if frightened or upset will go hostile. He is sticking his tongue out cause he wants a lollipop.The cow was named the sexiest male cow of the year. And yes, female cows, he is single. If you want his phone number it is Cow-Goes-Moo. Yes. He has a phone word-er. Not number xD.

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Next is that I want to go over the New News that caught my attention: The Nachos declaring war on the ACP. Well here is the thing that popped out at me (and correct me if I am wrong) is that the NG said they wanted to use campaigns, not wars, to get the ACP to become a proper democracy (and btw FYI Dry is going to be the last non-elected ACP leader, then we will be voting :roll: ), now. Let me say this: The Next Generation of ACP IS  USING WAR TO ACCOMPLISH THEIR GOALS. I will say though they are bending what they said about using peaceful methods.

Next is that Nachos: Why does what ACP does affect you? sure you may not like it. It may affect your alliance-ship with ACP (which has been broke countless times so this war may break it again). I made a time-line displaying the event (represented by rubber bands) and how it will affect the alliance-ship, keep in mind that the longer you stretch a rubber band the more weaker it becomes and if you stretch it long enough then it will break.

The Next Generation is formed and the Nachos threaten the ACP

Their Alliance-ship’s Rubber band stretches 2 inches

~The Next Generation of ACP ask armies to declare war on ACP~

Rubber Band strechs 1 inch

Nachos declare war on ACP

 Rubber Band Streched 1 inch

~Battles happen~

The Rubber Band streches 4 cm

~A Argument brews up~

The Rubber band streches 2 cm

~The war continues~

The Rubber band streches

~The Next Generation keeps helping the Nachos and war continues for 1 more week then ends~

During the last week the Rubber Bands streched till it breaks.

See? This war will affect both armies(the timeline may not be accurate but this war will affect or even destory their allianceship). 

Next what started all of this? The Next Generation. Before they formed the Nachos and ACP had peace. Then the Next Generation comes in, and this starts up. I think it is freaking retarded that just cause Dry is picked by Saint to be the next ACP leader, means that the Nachos declare war on them.

Nachos: Dry is going to be leader for 8 months or so :| what could he possibly do to affect your allianceship with the ACP. The Next Generation is affecting your allianceship with ACP. Not Dry. If the ACP and Nachos don’t mess with each other for a short 8 months then everything will be alright :roll: . And when Boomer and Saint was chosen their was no conflict, so why is there all of the sudden a conflict over Dry being chosen as leader :| ?

Over and out!

Maxthepen

 

 

 

 

 

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Wassup!

Posted by ///Maxthepen/// on August 11, 2009

Hey guys! Max here! I am finally back from my Vacation! So this is what Imma going to do, oh btw yes. I was boerd and felt like I need to start going around telling everyone I am back in a noobish order xD, and yes, Idk how I am going to do this post, I am making it up as I go xD <—–Mini xD Chain! xD, but, back on topic I am gong to chime in on… wait be right back gotta check sumthing…………………………………………………………Ok back, in case you were wondering I was completing the word search on CP for some reason :|

Ok I am going to be the little ACP ba*terd that u all hate :)

NG- shut up

ACP- Keep brain washing

xD. That was alll just randomness. I threw out the first words I could think of lmao

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Describing Saint’s Retirement

Posted by Mr.Mike/Monsterfully on August 8, 2009

Hello guys, today I’m going to describe Saint’s Retirement and reasons. (I’m not going to tell my opinions most of the time, I will tell you the REAL facts that she said from her retirement post.) Now, she retired because she doesn’t want to be leader (obviously), and she thinks that two months is enough. She thinks that she’s lazy and she’ll let us down. Now, Saint picked Dryvit for the new ACP Leader and thinks he will be the next Boomer 20. But honestly, no one can replace him. (My only opinion) Guys, please give your opinion about Saint’s Retirement and Dryvit being the next Boomer 20. Comment Please!

Snap That!
~Monsterfully~

Acp warrior’s edit Personaly i think it was a good desision by Saint to retired. Mostly because in my opinion she was killing acp.

Warrior out!

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Opinion on Elections About Leader

Posted by Mr.Mike/Monsterfully on August 1, 2009

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Breaking news!!!

Posted by ///Maxthepen/// on July 30, 2009

Yes! Breaking news (and not it does not have to do anything with the word Brett or Favre in it xD). ACP will be making major changes to its government and nation. I read the post explaining it and I decoded (found the key points) it for people who can’t understand it(parts of this post was copied off the ACP site):

  • Elections for ACP leader- ACP will start having safe and legiment elections for ACP leader after Dry’s leadership (which will be for 6-8 months)
  • Guidlines for running for ACP leader-
  1. Must be Ranked General or up.
  2. Must be a member of ACP
  3. Cannot run if retired, fired or suspended ACP member.
  4. Once the leader is elected he/she will choose his/her 2nd in commands and 3rd in commands
  • Before the transfer of leadership and after the election of the new leader the current leader will oversee the election of the new senate- The senate will consist of 8 senate members and 1 Vice President, may not run for both senate and vice president of the senate, not be 8 blocks of nominees but 1 block of all nominees, with the top 8 winning  a seat in the senate, and the Vice President will also be decided in the same elections with the same rules.
  • Once the new Senate has been elected, the new leader will then have the ability to select one ACP member to be seated in the senate- This will provide some relief from losing the ability to select the VP. As always the President of the senate shall be the leader unless he or she  designates another for the position.

Please tell me if I missed any key parts

Over and out!

Maxthepen

P.S if there is any other News that I need to post comment below and give me the link to the site. Also if I am wrong in ANY part of this post then please tell me

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Apoligizing

Posted by ///Maxthepen/// on July 28, 2009

I have heard that some of you guys think my news is biased and wrong. And I will apologize for it. I made a mistake and offended and/or upset some of you. And for that I am sorry. I will start doing things differently starting now. I will try to just get the facts and only the facts. I will tell my opinion of something only when asked. I will not be putting my mouth where it does not want to be heard. I will try my best to get the facts and ONLY the facts. But for that I will need YOUR help. I am a human. Humans make mistakes. And in my news I may do that. 

  I will admit that I usually express my opinon withour knowing the whole story nor hearing both sides of it. I may not be the best choice for a leader of any army. I may not have the best opinion on things. I know that for a fact and now I will admit it and I am sorry for anyone who was angry and/or upset and/or offended by my opinions. I have had that feeling and now I am apoligizing for it.

  All the mistakes I have made is all apart of learning. It has been a trial and error. It has been a learning experience for me. I am still learning about the CP army world because I don’t know everything there is to know about CP armies. I don’t know some things. I know that. And even some major army leaders still have some things to learn. We all don’t know something in the CP army world. It is a fact.

  I have apoligized. I did my part. Now will you accept the apoligy? Because some people I know won’t. And I can’t blame them. I have said some biased news on here. I know that. I won’t get mad if you don’t because I know that I have said some offensive things on this site.

 Now it is time for me to start over. I will just be posting the facts and ONLY the facts unless if asked to post my opinion on something.

Over and out!

Maxthepen

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